Friday, 8 July 2016

The Facebook years #1 (The Bushman's Blowie)





I was going to talk to you all about the near-full moon silvering the endless pastures last night. But frankly, I would rather briefly touch upon the Bushman's Blowie. An art I'm still coming to terms with, I'm galled to admit. Gloop drying down my salt and pepper goatee, awaiting the stares and subtle hand gestures of everyone I meet, hours later. BUT we're not here to talk about me.
We're here to talk about the finest Bushman's Blowie I ever did see...
In the late 70s I was tooling about, riding skateboards down at the Sydney Opera House with some other reprobates, when along the northern promenade a dignified couple in their late sixties leisurely appeared. It must have been intermission for the Berlioz or Shostakovitch recital because they were discussing the merits of the horn section with some animated yet knowing gravitas; she resplendent in a full length green silk creation and him in some Italian finery.
As we skated past, she stopped the conversation mid-sentence saying, "Excuse me, dear." And with one finger pressed to her nostril, proceeded to emit a substantial amount of gloog and snoodge from her other one. With consummate aplomb he turned away until she had finished this curious ablution whereby they resumed their discussion on the finer things in life.
For me, it was love at first sight.

Ein kleine mucous musik.

Thursday, 7 July 2016

The rain.





Well hello, my friend.
It's been quite some while and you sound good - your tattoo against my roof.
I lay awake at this stupid hour before the light and hear your every drop.
And I think back on impossible and forgotten nights where I would huddle in bus shelters and under stairwells, between buildings and beneath hedgerows, occasionally in an unlocked car and, as sometimes fortune would have it, in a stranger's house
seeking to avoid your frozen embrace.
And I have hated you in ways that only the lost and the stupid and the desperate to survive can hate.
But not now, rain.
Now, I have my three blankets, a roof over me, food in my stomach and two more hours before the terror of another working day.

Let it come down...

Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Attention.



There's only one thing that people respect.
It threads through the entire history of humankind and binds all that we hold in exaltation.
We don't talk about it.  I haven't seen it touted by the celebrities nor the commentariat.
Maybe the motivational speakers go on at length about it.
But who listens to them?
We throw hosannas at it all:
Inspiration
Genius
Love
Cooperation
Individualism
Courage
Imagination
Truth
Grit
Spine
Compassion
Whimsy
Gravitas.
But it's all shit.
In the entire history of our species there's only one thing in the narrative that again and again indicates what we genuinely revere -
Concentration.
That's it.
From the artists to the thinkers to the fighters to the architects to the leaders to the famed to the obscure to the immediate to the untouchable to the wise to the game-changers to the revolutionaries to the prudent.
Focus.
And now I wanted to write about the cerebral equivalent of the thousand yard stare getting us all to where we are today.
But I've lost interest.

I'm talking to you and I hope you're concentrating...

Tuesday, 24 May 2016

In the future...



 Late last year I caught wind of an experiment in Utrecht, the Netherlands, involving a set basic income for everyone. Having been in the IT game in one capacity or another since the late 80s and watching with increasingly sweaty palms as my pension years loom, with nothing to show for my labours, other than some guitars and moldy words, I found this idea engrossing.

  Some time back I hadn't been able to find anything near permanent employment, living up in the Blue Mountains outside Sydney. I started a small mowing business which allowed some seasonal recurring work and I'd also chase up my agent at that point for whatever acting work I could find (most often reenactment work for Netflix and Fox shows) but for the best part of 2013/2014, my partner and I were really struggling to make the rent and bills and the best the employment agencies could offer was a soulful look of sympathy and the occasional cup of tea and biscuits. I quickly realised that one of the few areas of employment growth in the country is in the job agency sector itself.  As fine and sincere as the employees may be, it appeared to me to be one of the best and most profitable private sector rorts to get involved with.  The only overheads, outside the paltry wage served to the overburdened staff, were in teabags, instant coffee, plastic kettles, ratty sofas and Glen 20 disinfectant (these last two items for the narrow hall that functions as a waiting room in such establishments). The actual government subsidies, on the other hand, are enormous!  So well done, unregulated free market!  You go, you good thing!

  How then, you may ask, am I able to so flagrantly pontificate to you, and at you, now?

  It's simple.  After tiring of my twenty four months out in the metaphorical wilderness, I begged for my old job back and got it. At a substantial pay reduction. So at least I'm making amends on the bills accrued and the friendships damaged, and again I'm relatively fearless when it comes to putting food on the table and keeping a roof over our heads.

  The one thing, though... The one consistent rage that drove me through that dark time was the fact that my track record is unimpeachable.  My Protestant work ethic is as intact now as it was when I was fifteen and starting out in the workforce. Yet I could find no work.  I worked and reworked my resume for more than half a dozen employment agencies, with each returning their two cents worth with the most valueless and disingenuous mendacity I think I've ever witnessed.  Each one, in their infinite wisdom  would return an email or a phone call with variations on the following, "You have a GREAT wealth of experience across a broad swath of the IT sector.  But you should lose this paragraph and that one and really emphasise this and this."  I should mention that no two agencies could agree on which skills/history/paragraphs should be excised and which should be included or emphasised.

  This brings me to the Utrecht experiment.  I am keeping a keen eye on it.  Rutger Bregman, I believe, is one of the architects of this daring adventure and when I learned last month that he'd released a slender volume entitled, "Utopia for Realists", I immediately bought the Ebook and gobbled its contents up within a couple of days. (In case you didn't notice, the fact that I can afford to purchase and run my Ipad, let alone buy books through the Kindle app allows me to subtly demonstrate my consumer privilege and permits my quiet yet persistent middle class arrogance of old to come rising up like the proverbial tarnished phoenix for the first time in what feels like forever).

  I learned about Speenhamland and the bread shortages of 1795. I learned of the Canadian Mincome trials in the late 60s and even Nixon's remarkable efforts around 1970.

 One sentiment I feel obliged to echo, from not only Utopia for Realists but other treatises of a similar ilk that I've struggled through is this; living below the poverty line does NOT, as most right wing and conservative pundits fearfully and trenchantly advocate, mean for a second that you're a fifth rate citizen or human being.  It does not dole scum nor junkiedom make.  It is not a crime.  It has nothing to do with being lazy or being imbued with or informed by a weak work ethic (I've been a slacker all my life.  I've worked my fucking arse off to be a slacker!). It is not about, nor has it ever been, the dole bludging hydra of yore. Nor is it even a connotation of some sinister illness.

   In fact, this marginalisation is on the insidious and slow march due to automation, robiticisation and my old favourite, unchecked hypercapitalism. Soon enough - within two or three generations, it's fair to estimate - many and possibly most of us will be feeling the effects of these (perhaps necessary, certainly unstoppable) evils.  We may even fall into one of the many marginalised categories now emerging, ourselves.

  The ONLY thing that living below the poverty line means is this: YOU SIMPLY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET BY.  Shock and horror, huh? One of the most surprising and recurring metrics from the trials of the past is this: once people obtained an assured and fixed amount of money coming in, a large percentage of them started their own businesses, be they cottage industries or market gardens. All within the course of the first few months. Because they could now AFFORD to have a shot at their dreams.  And many of those dreams revolved around being successful! Commerce appears to be in our DNA.  And so the strange flowers grew.

  When faced with these assured uncertainties just on the horizon, the whole Utrecht (and now I believe not only other Dutch cities but also Denmark and Finland are joining the ranks) thing makes good sense.

D'ye not agree, mo chara?

The experiment continues (some further reading)

Beam me up, Scotty.


Tuesday, 17 May 2016

Cam.


I laboured long, fine words for you. I scraped and pared till they now few, In all good hope may comfort you From all that you're experiencing. From all the hurt you're going through.

Together we have seen much more Than start and end of peace and war Of war and peace. Of all we knew. From all that we're experiencing. From all the hurt we're going through.

I languish in your company Do little else that pleases me And watch the fires burn deep in you. The flames you're now experiencing. The flames that you're now screaming through.

To test the sane. To trial the mad. Throw every virtue that we had Deceived by days and nights untrue. The madness you're experiencing The dreadful hurt you're going through.

The day will come when you'll awake So fearful - for the bitter ache Has gone and left you born anew! No more the pain that scars and rends No more the hurt you once lived through.

Sou Nou Yergon

Thursday, 12 May 2016

Lane.


I want a lane.
Long enough after the deluge but the air still heavy with petrichor.
I want to walk that lane far from names.
Paracels. Spratly. Isis. Aleppo. Calais. Papua. Baghdad. Liberal. Labor. Turnbull. Shorten. Trump. Clinton. Kopassus. Borders Patrol.
I want that desperately lonely sound underfoot. The sound beloved of all the mad the world over.
I want the distant roar of the now-mollified seas crashing down in the distance.
I want the skies out over the ocean threatening more of the same.
Because I never learned my lessons.
Too lazy to even find out what those lessons were supposed to be.
Too bored to care what the punishment might be.
But I want nightfall to be a long way off.
In fact, in my magnanimity, I may even allow the rain to come again as I walk the lane between verdure and desolation.
Between triumph and tedium.
Between banality and the boast.
Between heaven and human.
I want a lane so badly right now, I can taste the salt wind.
I can feel the relaxedness I yearn for soak into my every pore.
And the more I walk, the less I know.
The less I remember.
The less I am.
The more permanent will I be for the loss.

Over the hills and...

Friday, 1 April 2016

Another starfucker dream.



  I had another starfucker dream last night. A three parter. The first part I was sleeping on a lounge all but submerged in the river while sharks circled. This is the old "Scared of one's emotion's" type scenario, if I recall my $2.95 Woman's Day Dream Interpretation guide correctly.

  So far, so good.

  Next came a few hours of hanging out with the comedians from Big Train. They did some hilarious sketches that had me laughing so hard I actually woke up with tears in my eyes to the sound of my own laughter. I don't recall ever doing that before. I'm upset because these sketches were literally my own invention and I'm fucked if I can remember them now to write them down and flog them for a mint.

  The third part was two blonde men who could only make bird noises when they spoke, who were trying to gun me down in public for sport. All ended well, as I found myself back on the lounge in shark infested waters. The shots from the guns scared the sharks off and, having run out of bullets, the gunmen took their guns and birdsong and left in abject defeat.

I had too much to dream last night.